I See Your Pat Burrell Urban Legends And Raise You With The Time Mickey Mantle Got A Blow Job During A Game

Smitty, Smitty, Smitty. I love a good Pat Burrell urban legend as much as the next guy. Where there's smoke there's fire and it doesn't matter how many cousin's friend's sisters from Delco have the exact same Pat Burrell stories, I have no doubt that Burrell is a legendary hornball. Hall of famer, even. Just like baseball though, Mickey Mantle is at a different level. 

A nice memo to the Yankee greats asking for their best stories from Yankee Stadium as the 50th anniversary of the House That Ruth Built was approaching. Now, when I was a kid I remember I read a book one summer by Mickey Mantle called "All My Octobers". There was no doubt that he had plenty of stories to submit from that book alone, but he went a different route.

"I got a blowjob under the right field bleachers by the Yankee bull pen"

This event occured on or about (Give as much detail as you can)

"It was about the 3rd or 4th inning. I had pulled a groin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don't ask me Ms, I'm no cock-sucker"

signed: Mickey Mantle. 

A first hand account of being an absolute pussy hound. That's the difference between the Mantle stories and the Burrell stories. Mantle's are from eye witnesses. Angie Dickinson, journalists, and The Mick himself. On premises, in Baseball's holiest cathedral, getting a hummer because he couldn't fuck due to a bum hamstring. Unreal. There is no contest between Mantle and Burrell.