Christian Group In Alaska Chose An Interesting Name For Their New Shelter

There’s a Christian shelter in Alaska very unfortunately named “The Glory Hole.” Which explains why the headline “Glory Hole Rededication” recently made it to the front page of the Juneau Empire, complete with an image of a priest tossing holy water haphazardly around alleged glorious hole. ‘Tis a blessed sex hole, ’tis.

It’s actually named after the glory hole from the nearby mine, according to Jezebel, and they’re aware the name is bizarre and have considered changing it several times.

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So if I’m reading this correctly this church 100% knows what Glory Hole means, they understand how absurd the name of their shelter is, yet refuse to change it? Did I get that right? I think I love it. Just some podunk Alaskan congregation trying to change the meaning of the phrase Glory Hole one shelter at a time. An impossible task for sure,  but one they are committed to. Your glory hole may be a hole for dick sucking but round these parts? It’s a place to catch a hot meal and a cot, and also probably some homeless person dick sucking.

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Still not ruling out this priest just being big into Brazzer Glory Hole videos. That seems like it would make a lot more sense.