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James Dolan Has Recovered From Coronavirus

Hey guys, High Road Clem here. Just wanted report from Shams' report that James Dolan has not only recovered from COVID-19 but also gave some of his plasma to fight against that fuckface virus like he has given countless dollars to awful players and even worse executives. 

Hopefully James will remain in the charitable spirit by giving an apology Charles Oakley, a personalized Super Duper VIP entrance to Spike Lee, and the Knicks to another rich person in exchange for BILLIONS of dollars since it is my one true wish that we all emerge better from this pandemic. 

High Road Clem, out.