Taylor Swift's Legs Are Worth More Than My Life. A Lot More. ($40 Million, To Be Exact)

(Source) – As Taylor Swift has proved time and time again, she is basically a supermodel/pop star hybrid who looks equally as comfortable gliding down a catwalk as she does strutting down the sidewalk. So it only makes sense that one of Tay’s most enviable, flaunt-able features — her legs — are reportedly worth a whopping $40 million.

LEG. SHOW. A 40 million dollar leg show, to be exact. That’s the kind of policy that the likes of Ronaldo and Beckham got. What do they do? Oh, you know, literally make their livelihood of them. If those two ruin their legs then they’re literally destroying any chance of income. Taylor? She just uses them to make guys go gaga. They’re 40 million dollars of sex appeal. How’s that slice of humble pie, everyone? Taylor Swift’s sexiness is worth your life 100 times over. Personally I think my life is worth her pinky toe nail, but I’ll give some of you the benefit of the doubt and think maybe you’ve done enough to be worthy of Taylor Swift’s left shin.