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The "Jawzrsize" Is The Strangest Piece of Exercise Equipment Ever, But Will It Get Rid Of That Double Chin?

I don't know about you, but I'm constantly on the lookout for ways to exercise my neck and jaw, especially when I can't sleep during quarantine. Normally I just turn to chewing copious amounts of Haribo Golden Bears to build my jaw line, and staying up late sitting on the couch to build up my neck, but over the past 25 years or so, I've noticed those methods just doesn't really work the way I had hoped they would, in fact, chewing gummy bears has actually made my jawline, as well as some teeth, disappear. I had basically resigned to the fact that I would never have a jawline or cheekbones again, until I found this....

Introducing the "Jawzrsize" - Bye Bye Double Chin!!

Do yourself a favor and check out the website for this thing, the product photos and reviews are incredible.

I have to admit, I was optimistic at the potential of the Jawzrsize, but before I started my journey of chewing on this thing like I was rolling at a rave, and drooling all over myself on a daily basis, I decided to do some more research.

Which is how I came across this video from a guy that really really hates the Jawzrsize and says it will ruin your face, so much so he made a video about it.

HOLD ON THOUGH, IT REALLY SEEMED TO WORK FOR THIS GUY

In the end, I realized that if I order this thing I have completely given up, and should probably rely on tried and true methods to get my jawline and cheekbones back, such as exercise, and not eating as if some talent agent is watching me at all times and will some day come up to me and say "You know, I've been watching the way you over eat at every meal, and I think you're a star".

The sad thing is, the person that invented this thing has a lot more money than I do, and probably you too….

Aaannd that's all the time I'm willing to spend on a blog about this crock of shit

Have a great fucking day!

@HardFactorWes