Canadian Dad Gets Shitfaced And Tries To Start A Fight At His Kid's Mite Game

Seeing this float around today and called things like “unbelievable” and “hard to watch.” Whoever says that has clearly never been to a mite hockey game before. There’s one of these dads in every single hockey rink in the world. Every single one. Usually watches by the glass in one of the corners (that’s prime psycho parent seating) and just screams obscenities while he pounds the glass all night. Maybe challenges a few of the eight year olds on the opposing team to some fisticuffs. This is child’s play. I remember one time down in Barnstable we had to get a police escort out of the rink because the parents were going so nuts on each other. We were like 10. That’s some real hockey parent craziness, none of this nice Canadian nonsense.

PS – I remember slamming your stick at Kennedy in Barnstable would make this lazer noise. Still have no idea why it did that but it was so awesome. I’d spend all of warmups just hammering the fuck out of the ice making laser noises.