Guy Successfully Uses Marshawn Lynch Quotes to Pick Up Chicks

Bitch Mode! The only thing this video proves is that there’s no excuse to not get laid in college. If you’re a halfway decent looking dude you can blather like a goddamn moron and shove your phone into a chick’s face and get a number. Although I do have to admit that I like the “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” line. Bad boy vibes turned up to 11. First he’s sour. Then he comes in sweet with the Skittles. It’s so dumb that it just works. Like the Snuggie or wine in a can. Marshawn Lynch pick up lines are the wave of the future.

P.S. Hair flip had him running scared.

Girl, the back of your head is RIDIKULUS

h/t SportingNews