PENGUIN WATCH UPDATE: We Got A Loose Bird At The Shedd

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We've been on high alert since quarantine started and honestly it was only a matter of time until one of the penguins got loose. If you can handle both the north and south pole and all the hell that comes with it, you most certainly know how to get out of a poorly guarded, minimum security Shedd Aquarium that's been closed to the public for the better part of 4 weeks. 

Just a landmark moment for us diehards that have been following the story since day 1. You knew things were going to be different early on, but when the beluga controversy hit I was convinced these penguins had their sights set on something bigger. And now here we have it. The first coordinated penguin escape in aquarium history. Down the Shedd steps and presumably to that fire Vienna all beef hot dog stand like 150 feet from the entrance. 

That's the spot. Uncle Carlo makes a bomb dog. Tell him Carlito sent you for extra diced onion.