Rihanna Wants Leonardo DiCaprio To Get A Six Pack So There's Really No Hope For The Rest Of Us

(Source) – According to an OK! Magazine source, Rihanna has hinted that Leonardo DiCaprio should lose some weight because he is, says the source, “a lot more flabbier than her usual lovers.” Hmm. On the one hand, perhaps Rihanna should have picked a different, less flabby actor to hook up with if she wanted a non-flabby hook up partner so badly; on the other hand, Leonardo DiCaprio was in Titanic, so maybe a little extra effort on both of their parts is worth it. Plus, Leo is allegedly fine with it: “Leo thinks it’s all highly amusing,” the insider said. “He’s never had a girl tell him what to do, so you can imagine how much he’s loving it.” “She wants him to get a six-pack,” the source added.

Here’s all the proof you need that no matter who you are, your girl wants you to be better. Are you some fucking crossfit maniac with washboard abs and biceps popping out of your shirt? Ok, well why aren’t you funny. You the guy who has a whole room in hysterics every time he opens his mouth? Well why the fuck aren’t you rich. Are you crazy rich? Well where’s that six pack, Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s depressing as hell, man. A woman can be getting fucked by the best after of our generation, an international playboy, millionaire, philanthropist and all she can think is Ugh, wish he would about 10 pounds. Just imagine what a girl’s thinking when she’s got a big titted, poor, unfunny blogger humping his little dick to ejaculation. Goodness, I don’t even want to think about it.

PS – I don’t care if I’m Leo, if Rihanna tells me to get a six pack then I hire a personal trainer and a chef before she even finishes the sentence.