Chinese Company Offering Their Employees One Night With A Porn Star As A Year-End Bonus
Metro- Most companies settle for offering star employees a big pot of cash when bonus time rolls around – or if they’re unlucky, a space on the ‘Employee of the Month’ poster. In China, they’re a little more full-on. A list of the unusual bonuses handed out by big Chinese firms this Chinese New Year included a night with the adult film star ‘Julia’, who has shown off skills that might well make the night unforgettable in multiple porn films released in China. It was on a leaked list of bonuses offered by internet security firm Qihoo 360 – in between a brand new Porsche and a trip to Bali. The list was published by Chinese blog On.CC, along with many other extravagant bonuses offered by Chinese firms.
Alright so here it is. Your company comes to you and say you’ve had a great year and it’s bonus time. But they’re doing something different from past years. Instead of just a lump sum of cash they’re offering you to choose between a Porsche or a trip to Bali or one night with a porn star. How is that even a question? Does anybody honestly pick the night with a porn star? No way, right? Sure that seems like it’d be fucking awesome but put up against a Porsche or a trip to Bali? All of the sudden a porn star looks like easily the dumbest choice of them all. I would say that less than 1% of guys take that option when presented up against the rest. Or at least I would hope so. Like the guy in the office who picks the porn star has to be a virgin. Has to be. Only a virgin would be like, “Hell yes I’m picking porn star! Awesome car? Awesome trip? Nope, I’m getting my D wet. Let’s do the damn thing. Finally!” He’s a virgin because he clearly doesn’t understand how the world works. Forget a porn star. If you’re rolling around town in a Porsche or are offering up a trip to Bali? You’re already gonna get laid if you use it correctly. One night with a porn star? No thanks. Even though it’d probably be super awesome but I’d bust in like two seconds so, yeah.
PS- If the porn star is Jayden James I would take the porn star. Big Jayden James guy.