Got The Quarantine Hornies? Then Come Watch An Elf Get Fucked For An Hour Straight!

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Apologies to any Stoolies with a very specific fetish that this were disappointed with a blog about Link getting absolutely hammered with red shells as Smitty loses his mind. But the game is the game yo, especially during these content scarce times. 

I know that headline seems aggressive, but we've already had panda sex AND prehistoric fly sex on the Barstool front page, so why not some elf sex, even if it was ultimately an empty clickbaity promise of elf sex?