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How Do You Self-Isolate If You're The King Of Thailand? With 20 Of Your Girlfriends And A Team Of Servants, Of Course

(Source)--Thailand’s controversial king has been self-isolating in a luxury hotel in the Alpine resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen with his entourage.

King Maha Vajiralongkorn, also known as Rama X, is said to have booked out the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl after the four-star hotel received “special permission” from the district council to accommodate his party.

The 67-year-old king’s entourage included a “harem” of 20 concubines and numerous servants, reported German tabloid Bild. It is unclear if his four wives are living in the hotel with the rest of the group.

It is good to be the King. "Girlfriends" was probably a generous term as The Guardian referred to them as a harem. Meaning that they're likely a form of sex worker for the King. He's got a rotation of girls with him in his self isolation entourage. And there's a good chance that he's married to none of the 20. Which is saying something because he has four wives too. "Your majesty, do you want to evacuate your wives?". "HAHAHA. No, fuck them. Prostitutes only". What a supreme asshole. I am sitting here alone with the dog for days. My own parents won't even see me because of coronavirus. I am EXTREMELY jealous of these small groups of friends who are self-isolating together. Even those obnoxious couples doing annoying choreographed dances or that challenges where the girl climbs on the guy like jungle gym. And this guy has rented out a remote luxury hotel in the mountains and has the ability and the gall to say "we are single homogenous group". Meaning the only time those girls are in contact with another human is when they're sucking his dick. He is traveling with an entourage of 119 people. And people are so mad that they're risking 15 years in jail. FIFTEEN years is the punishment if you criticize the monarchy in Thailand. That is how you end up with a harem of 20 at your disposal during a pandemic. Throw anyone who has a problem with it in jail and you can spread a deadly disease as much as you want. Gurantee he's the only one in the group that is "at risk". He's 67 and I would guess that he's got roughly 45 years on everyone in his entourage. Not saying, just saying...