Ariana Grande's New Boyfriend Is A Fucking Real Estate Agent
Page Six - Ariana Grande is off the market. The 26-year-old singer is dating real estate agent Dalton Gomez, Page Six has confirmed. The relatively new couple has been quarantining together, as can be seen on Grande’s Instagram stories.
Gomez is part of the Aaron Kirman group and focuses on luxury real estate listings. Currently, he’s representing a Malibu, Calif., home that’s asking nearly $11 million. He’s previously represented mansions and estates that have sold in a range from $5 million to $12 million.
Real estate guys are awesome. Some of my favorite kind of people. The market is ALWAYS looking up. Deals always going down. Countless opportunities that you're just constantly missing out on because you live your life in FEAR. This corona-inspired corporate outreach post captures the spirit perfectly:
Sucks that we're just a bunch of sheep living in a lion's world but that's life. It favors the bold and right now Dalton Gomez is at the top of the chain. Let's meet the big swinging dick at the cracker factory.
Bio - A 5-year veteran of the Luxury Real Estate Market, Dalton Gomez serves as the sole buyers agent for Aaron Kirman. Additionally, he served as the Director of Operations for Aaron Kirman Group during his first 3 years with the company, running all day-to-day operations of the top luxury real estate team in LA.
Even the NFL is hesitant to call someone a veteran after 5 years. So preposterous it makes you love real estate guys. If you're not leading the industry then I guess you're a fucking failure. That's why you dress for the job you want not the job you have. It's why you recognize that challenges are just opportunities in disguise. You don't wait for the world to come to you. You go out and get it.
And while I swallow small amounts of puke in my mouth knowing that these people exist in large quantities. I also have to give some credit. The shit works for Dalton Gomez. The dude is slinging multi million dollar properties while courting A-list trim. Any criticism towards this guy would just be simple minded Hate
** Sees picture of Dalton Gomez **
Nvm.
Fuck this guy.