It's Business As Usual In Philly As We Have People Using Wawa Signs As Fighting Weaponry
In these times that we are living through right now, it's highly important to try and achieve some semblance of normalcy to keep us all from going insane. Our daily lives have been totally disrupted, everybody is cooped up inside, bars have been closed, sports have been cancelled, it's all just one big giant mess. So again, any sense of normalcy is important because without it, we'd lose our minds over the course of the next few weeks.
Luckily for everybody, Philly is here to keep things running about as normal as possible. Because despite a global pandemic going on and local government begging for people to either remain at home entirely or at least practice safe social distancing, we've still got some big time Wawa sign vs baseball bat fights going down.
So a few of questions here. 1) How and/or why is there not video of this fight yet? I've been searching high and low but haven't found anything. 2) How big of a Wawa sign are we talking about here? Like are we talking about just an entrance sign here or what's the deal? Because that very much plays into my 3rd and final question...3) Who ya got?
On one hand, the Wawa sign guy is clearly insane and he's also adaptable. He's willing to use anything and everything he can do win this fight. But I don't think many people go around training to fight with a Wawa sign so I'd imagine his coordination is a little off. On the other hand--the baseball bat is something that is common and probably a little easier to wield. This fighter can be more precise, probably a little quicker as well. However, he lacks the absolute lunacy in his counterpart here which could be the deciding factor. Baseball bat is definitely the superior weapon, but a guy who fights with a Wawa sign clearly has the brain of a psychopath and 80% of the fight is mental.
Really just comes down to whoever drank the most Fight Milk over the past 24 hours.