John Mayer Is Just Like Me, WSD

I don't "Stan" for many people, like at all. Off the top of my head, the only people I've been truly star struck that I've sat down and yucked it up with are Hawk Harrelson and *kinda* Ozzie Guillen. Like I was a little nervous when I met them but those nerves wore off almost instantly. 

But if I ever happened to be in the presence of John Mayer I'd prolly embarrass the fuck outta myself I'd be so nervous. I'm like Costanza and JM is Tony Da Mimbo. Dude is just so much cooler than me in every single way. I even watched like 30 mins of his instagram live the other night where he was just shooting the shit with Dave Chapelle. Truly one of the coolest cats on the planet. 

But he's also self deprecating. This video was pretty funny:

What an idiot!  What a fucking idiot John Mayer! 

Dude got cut like a bad habit for being an idiot.  Been there, done that Johnny! 

Oh and I'm sure everyone's seen Barstool's rendition of Gal Gadot's viral video.  Here are both:

A 10! A 10! I give it a 10!

But here's the backstory: everyone from content was asked to submit a part of the song that was divvied out to them by Handsome Hank and Carrabis:

Okay easy enough. If I had to sing the whole fucking song that would have been awful for everyone involved from me to anyone who chose to listen.  Except I didn't make the cut. Hank and Jared cut me out of the video completely and totally. I think it was a means to exact vengeance on me for my dominating speed pitch performance back in December:

Yikes

But the moral of the story is this: John Mayer is just like me. The chances are slim it'll happen, but should I ever meet John Mayer, there's no need to helplessly piss and shit myself in the presence of his greatness. Just a normal dude who gets cut out of shitty "Imagine" remakes too.

PS - many people are asking how my guitar playing is going.  Well I can now play "Big Me" by the Foo Fighters, along with a lot of "Night Moves" by Bob Segar, but I still have a ways to go before I master Voodoo Child by Jimmy Hendrix Stevie Ray Vaughan John Mayer

Give me another month or two and I'll be there. Tops. 

PS - I know he did that in jest. I guess it wasn't apparent enough in the blog. Point is there is absolutely nothing in common between him and I and I was grasping at straws. He's the goat and I'm a bum