"Cuncel Da Olympics"- Dick Pound

USA TODAY- Veteran International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound told USA TODAY Sports Monday afternoon that the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games are going to be postponed, likely to 2021, with the details to be worked out in the next four weeks. “On the basis of the information the IOC has, postponement has been decided,” Pound said in a phone interview. “The parameters going forward have not been determined, but the Games are not going to start on July 24, that much I know.”

Blogger's Note: I know the Olympics are postponed and not technically cuncelled. But when you see the chance to put Cuncel + Dick Pound in a Barstool headline along with a hell of a metaphorical picture, you have to take it

You know a situation is fucked up when an organization as evil as the IOC postpones the Olympics. I bet bitch boy covid was praying to God those assholes would keep an event where the ENTIRE WORLD meets up in the same spot to play sports and exchange bodily fluids in overcrowded hotels. But Dick Pound pounded his dick fist against the table and stopped this pandemic from getting what essentially would have been 3 Mario Kart mushrooms in Japan. I hate that it had to come to this point while also wondering what took so fucking long. Then again, I'm convinced that if the World Cup was this summer, we would have had stadiums PACKED with futbol fans.