Canada Continues To Innovate, Concludes That Hockey Sticks Are The Cure For Social Distancing

I'll tell you what--nobody has been dummying this pandemic quite like the Canadians have been. At this point I think COVID-19 might hop off the ice every time the Canadians go out for a shift. First you took away their hockey and they immediately came up with a vaccine for the virus. Then you force them to practice safe social distancing and what do they do?

Boom. Sherwood FeatherLite here to get the job done. Now not only can these reporters keep a safe distance between themselves and those who they are interviewing, but they can also rip a few mean clappers once they're done with the shot. It's times like these when I wish more Americans played puck. Everyone could still be outside as long as they're one (1) full length TPS Response away from everybody else. Chose the Response just because it's yellow like caution tape, which would help get the point across. Canada is leading the way here, folks, and it would be in our best interests to follow. 

P.S. - Here is your required reading for today: Throwing it back to the Sher-Wood 5030 Featherlite Coffey Curve 

P.P.S - They weren't wrong

@BarstoolJordie