Sex Toy Companies Are Now Shipping Free Vibrators All Across America To Help Keep Your Lady Busy During The Quarantine

Source - Two sex toy creators are teaming up to give away thousands of vibrators so people can have a "orgasm-filled" self-quarantine while they wait out the novel coronavirus COVID-19.

BBoutique, the online store for Bellesa vibrators, is teaming with German vibrator maker Womanizer for a coronavirus outbreak giveaway.

"We're giving away thousands of vibrators," Bellesa Boutique posted to their social media accounts. "We want y'all home, safe and happy. Social distancing, but make it orgasm-filled."

The vibrator giveaway includes sex toys from both Bellesa and Womanizer. "The more people who sign up, the more vibrators we're giving away!" BBoutique says on the giveaway site, advertising plans to send out "thousands of vibrators."

The sex toy boutique has so far had around a hundred thousand entrants and says it's their "top priority to serve every single person before borders close an/or delivery companies halt or slow service. While we can't send every single entrant a free vibrator, we are committed to making sure that every contestant is a winner."

Multiple entrants are reporting receiving a $30 coupon "for use on any Bellesa or Womanizer Vibrator" along with free priority shipping. 

The giveaway follows from recommendations by the Center for Disease Control, which calls for the cancellation of mass gatherings that can contribute to the spread of COVID-19, including concerts, sporting events and weddings.

Remember yesterday when this came out? 

Yeah that's not going to happen. Not with Bellesa Boutique shipping power tools all over the country. Now your lady is going to social distance herself from your cock until at least quarantine is over and probably longer than that. She'll be in her room doing her thing while you're stuck in the living room trying to figure out how to get the Cheeto dust off your fingers. That's the reality we're living in. The worst part is, even after quarantine she'll probably stay in her room. No regular guy can compete with the size of a vibrator. Look at these things- they're huge.

And I know we're not supposed to give free ads, but I laughed out loud at "promo code QUARANTINE."

In addition to the vibrator giveaway, BBoutique is also offering a 20 percent off discount, along with free shipping, for anyone using the code QUARANTINE.

Add sex to the list of things we used to do in 2019. Take it away Mrs. Doubtfire…