If You're Going To Stockpile Anything During This Quarantine, Get Greasy And Load Up On The Foil

Don't be the asshole who heads to the store to stock up on toilet paper. This virus isn't going to make you piss out of your ass and the only thing you're doing is preventing people from purchasing the necessary amount of toilet paper they need for their regular shits. You're going to look and feel--ironically enough--like a gigantic piece of shit in a few months when this whole thing passes by and you still have enough toilet paper to last the next several years. 

Don't be the asshole who buys every last bit of hand sanitizer because as important as it is to keep your own hands clean these days, that only matters if the people around you are also keeping theirs clean as well. Seems like a rather simple concept but as it turns out, the majority of people are total fucking morons. 

So if you feel the need to doomsday prep and stock up on any item at the store...then load up on the foil, boys. No free ads or anything here but if we're going to fight and kick the shit out of this pandemic, we all need to throw some Reynolds wraps over our knuckles. Put on the foil, let's get greasy and beat the brakes off of this thing. Sometimes you gotta play a little dirty to flatten the curve. 

@BarstoolJordie