We Got A Monkey Stampede On Our Hands In Thailand. Just Another Sign Of The Apocalypse

Planet Earth is fucking ON one right now. We got Coronas. We got global warming. We got MONKEY STAMPEDES. The article I saw called it a "Monkey Gang War" as they were apparently fighting over a single piece of a banana

'I think the monkeys were very, very hungry. There's normally a lot of tourists here to feed the monkeys but now there are not as many, because of the coronavirus.'

Lopburi is home to thousands of wild monkeys that roam the streets and buildings. Many live in the grounds of the city's ancient Buddhist temples.

It is said to be divided between the monkeys which live in the temple areas, and those which live in the city, according to a report in the Bangkok Post.

Fucking Coronavirus at it again. Now we got bands of starving, angry, and violent monkeys roaming the streets willing to kill for a piece of fruit. Unbelievable. It's getting biblical at this point. Everywhere you look there's a plague and if you don't consider hundreds of monkeys taking over an intersection, howling, and running around at 30 mph a plague, well then you need plague lessons. It's only a matter of time before they start spreading their monkey diseases to us and we've got a new corona, Covid20 to deal with. Scary times indeed. 

Side note...monkeys are disgusting. That is what makes this video scary. I can't believe they're related to us. They're a vial, disgusting creature. I hate they are considered primates. We need to swamp them out of with dogs and reclassify the animal kingdom.