A Coronavirus Conference Was Cancelled Because Of...The Coronavirus

Bloomberg- The Council on Foreign Relations has canceled a roundtable called “Doing Business Under Coronavirus” scheduled for Friday in New York due to the spread of the infection itself. CFR has also canceled other in-person conferences that were scheduled from March 11 to April 3, including roundtables in New York and Washington and national events around the U.S.

Alright, so this little bitchboy Coronavirus clearly isn't going anywhere. Any infectious disease can cause chaos in China or inspire hysteria on social media. But once you become a big enough problem to take a conference about how to deal with you and SHUT IT DOWN Taffer style, I have no choice but to #RE2PECT you. It doesn't matter that this was a bunch of businessmen and women bending the knee to CV instead of a bunch of doctors. The Rona is officially the Omar Little of the entire planet, causing people to tremble and run at the mere mention of its name from the businessworld to the sports world and everywhere in between. All because someone had to eat bat soup (or that lab in China let it loose or any of the other one million theories floating around the internet).

Be careful out there everyone and try not to swap germs with anyone, even if an emoji is eye-fucking the shit out of you on a poster while implying it may suck your dick.

And don't forget the proper technique to wash your hands during these tenuous times.

h/t UPM