Paige Spiranac Went On An Absolute HEATER Just Torching Her Haters On Twitter, Like The Clown Who Called Her "Titty Insta Babe"

I was on Twitter on International Women's Day just checking up on all my favorite women when I saw some flames rising from the bottom of my screen. Like a firefighter I went straight towards the fire as everyone else ran away, and there it was. An open-and-shut case of arson. All of the elitist cowardly misogynistic golf twerps on their ships loading up their weapons, preparing to attack a woman online for having breasts, when all of a sudden the clouds part —

And Paige Spiranac came through and lit them up like fucking Drogon at King's Landing.

Oh I'm sorry...were you expecting blood and guts and carnage? Oh no no no. This is what fire is to me. Nothing is hotter than logic and reason. I get fucking revved up to max speed by rationality.  A well-constructed argument deconstructing a statement and debunking it point by point while revealing hypocrisy? That's porn.  Plain and simple, that is pornography. Hoo boy, it's getting hot in here just typing that out.

So all you little elitist hypocritical golf weenies can go back to your little corner of superiority taking your anger out on voodoo dolls of the Foreplay Boys. There's a reason they're crushing all of you and steamrolling you with all their fans. Because they don't get angry about boobs. 

They don't see this clip and get SO ANGRY they have tweet at her to "cover up!" 

AAAARGHHHH IM SO MAD

WHO DOES THIS GIRL THINK SHE IS

JUST BECAUSE TIT IS IN THE NAME DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN TARNISH THE PURITY OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL BALLS

HER BOOBS ARE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF THE SANDTRAP ON 15

IF I SEE ONE MORE BREAST POLLUTING A PERFECTLY WELL-MAINTAINED GOLF COURSE IM GONNA LOSE IT

TRIPP WENTWORTH THE THIRD,  THROW ME MY PHONE, I NEED TO RAGE TWEET THIS TITTY BABE

Meanwhile everyone who is normal and cool and not a virgin.

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