Pat Narduzzi Says The Transfer Portal Is More Like The Ugly Toilet Portal

There's nothing old football guys hate more than the transfer portal. They wake up in the morning just spewing about it. It's no surprise that Pat Narduzzi is just like all the other 129 coaches in his FBS coaching fraternity. 

To Pat Narduzzi the transfer portal is more like the ugly toilet portal! 

SOURCE-Then, on Wednesday, he labeled the portal, “The Ugly Toilet Portal.”

“It sounds really good,” he said of the catch-all database where players hoping to transfer can place their names for other schools’ coaches to see. “But I don’t think it ends up being good for a lot of kids.

It's too bad Narduzzi is a football guy and spends his entire time watching film or recruiting, because he'd be a great comedian. Ugly toilet portal? Gold, Jerry! Gold!

We discussed this on Unnecessary Roughness today: