I've Done It, I've Found The Biggest Stoner On The Internet And Have The Instagram To Prove It

There I was, minding my own business, surfing the internet for videos to post to the Barstool Breakfast Instagram account when I came across this: 

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I watched it ten times assuming it was a one off. I thought whoever this was had filmed himself smoking and sent the video to a buddy who then leaked it. Well, it turns out I was wrong. Unbeknownst to me I had stumbled across the biggest stoner on the internet. His name is Matthias and he makes the MHOC look like child's play. 413K followers and all he does is "smoke"...

I put smoke in quotations because I don't even know if you can call it that. He essentially dabs himself to death on a daily basis...

It's incredible. His entire brand is just him getting high. Sorry, "taking medicine." He's also OBSESSED with bowls. 

Basically anything to do with weed, including actual weed, this kid is into. More power to him. I tried smoking a joint on the way home a couple of months ago and all it did was give me a panic attack. I looked cool though so I guess that's all that matters. Regardless, I challenge anyone reading this blog to find me a bigger stoner on the internet than Matthias. Buddah Ben doesn't count. Ready…GO!