Kylie Jenner Now Owns The Bahamas Thanks To This Instagram

It is ALLLLLL over. 

CUE THE GIF.

You can hate the Kardashians. Think they are bad for the culture. Blah blah blah blah. You can't neglect the greatness of Kylie Jenner, though. Billionaire Kylie should just buy up the Bahamas and call the island her:

Make this rat tail hair thingy the official hair of the island:

The power of science, y'all.