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This Guy Literally Cums Himself Wearing A Backpack That Lets You "Feel Music" And I Am Worried We Are All Listening To Music Wrong By Not Having One

So here I was on a Sunday night watching a Billie Eilish concert on YouTube as most 31 year old straight adult males do on Sunday nights when I realized Finneas was wearing a backpack on stage

And I was like what the fuck is he wearing a backpack on stage for? What is going on here? So after some Google searching I found he's wearing what is called a SubPac, which allows you to FEEL music. But they make it seem like it's not that you're just getting shocked every time the bass hits, it's more intense than that. So I put Billie on pause and went to another tab and did a YouTube search and clicked the first one I saw and boy buddy am I glad I did. Without further ado, watch this video and tell me you didn't just watch a guy cum himself into the atmosphere

My heavens!

I haven't see a human being get off to technology like this since the scene in Private Parts...you know the one...

Has anyone used one of these SubPacs? Is it everything that guy made it out to be and more? Is Finneas up there cumming himself during Bad Guy every show? I honest to goodness have never seen a reaction like that to a piece of technology in my life. Seems like every song we listen to without it is a complete waste and once we use it we'll never be able to go back to a time without it. If you have one let me know I'm genuinely interested and utterly fascinated.   

And this is the Billie Eilish show I'm watching. It's not the best one on YouTube but I've watched the others. Still a solid 4.2/5 balls. By the way, her ticket prices at MSG are INSANITY. Going to be an expensive night, sheesh.