Mila Kunis Seems Pretty Excited About Her Giant New MILF Boobs

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I’m not sure that I’d qualify Mila Kunis as a woman who “needs” to have a big rack — some girls are barely passable if they’re not slinging Ds but Mila Kunis is so pretty and tiny that you can easily live with it — but I’m definitely not mad at it. It’s a pretty great side effect for all the awful collateral damage having a kid heaps upon a woman. I’d take fat hips and stretch marks in a heartbeat too if it meant my dick swelled up an inch or two. That’s just good business all around. Not sure it’d totally balance out passing a Thanksgiving turkey through one of my orifices but I haven’t exactly thought through the logistics of this entire scenario through since I saw the movie Junior.

 
 

LA Kings baby rates Mila Kunis’s new MILF jugs three and a half stars on Yelp.
 
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“Excellent presentation and exquisite plating but portion size could use a little work. A hungry baby on the go needs more from a meal at this price point.”
 
 

PS finding out that Mila Kunis wasn’t actually topless on the wall in Forgetting Sarah Marshall completely ruined that movie to me because that’s exactly what I assumed she’d look like naked. Really put a ding in our one-way relationship tbh.
 
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