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Charles Barkley Told 'The Bachelor's' Madison To 'Dump That Loser' Peter Because He Didn't Know Who Charles Barkley Was

Hell yeah, Chuck. Call out that loser Peter. I don't know if he's a loser, I haven't been locked In this season outside of the first episode and hometowns because I wanted to see what he'd do at Auburn. Remember, Madison's dad is an assistant coach for Auburn, so obviously everything on the hometown was based around hoops. Needless to say he sucked at basketball 

Not surprising. Just look at the dude. You can tell he's not good at hoops. But the real insult was when Charles Barkley appeared on the big screen to share some words and he had this look: 

Listen you don't have to be a diehard basketball fan to know Charles Barkley. The dude is just one of those guys that everyone knows. If you own a TV or the Internet you should know who Charles Barkley is. You shouldn't have a look trying to figure out why some guy is rambling on a big screen while your smoke girlfriend explains who that is. And yes, she is a smoke.

Plus, imagine the ratings - imagine the drama if she broke up with him (even though it's taped and not live) because he didn't know who Chuck was. That would be a top-1 moment in TV history. IF this were live and she just drops 'yah, sorry you stink at basketball and you don't even know Charles Barkley. I'm outta here.' It'd be perfect. 

Long live Chuck.