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Tim Anderson Calls Out The Astros On Their Bullshit, Plans On Flipping A Bat To The Moon Off Them This Summer

I fucking love Tim Anderson.  Dude does not give a FUCK and is the perfect short stop for the Chicago White Sox both on and off the field.  He's truly the perfect embodiment of a blue collar workhorse and that resonates with the fan base.  But with respects to the Astros' scandal? 

FUCK you, Correa, Bregman, Altuve, and anyone else associated with them... we're coming for that ass, bitches

I have this image in my head right now that TA is B Rabbit in 8 Mile an he's picking out Crane, Bregman, Correa and he's just plucking them off one by one

1 Pac, 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, he's Pac, you're Pac.... none

Fuckkkk the Astros, bunch of holier than thou assholes who think they're bigger than the game.  TA takes shit like that personal and we're going to get a bat flip to the moon not if, but when he takes them deep this summer.

It's going to be fucking biblical.  I cannot wait.  Oh... and don't drill them.  That's me speaking to Giolito, Cease, Kopech, whoever else.  Beat their fucking asses on the field