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Alpha Male (Noun): This Guy

Videos like this are when I am truly happy that I locked up a wife when I did. Because a shlub like me wouldn't stand a shot going after any fish that the ocean of life had to offer with a great white like this on the prowl. Not only does he clearly have the sexual dominance that comes with owning suped up Canyonero with the latest innovations Wayne Enterprises has to offer. But he still is grounded enough to buckle up so the only person that flies out of his car if he clips a Ferrari due to the utter lack of side view mirrors is the young lady that likely waited in line for days to get a chance to take him and his understated car for a spin. 

If I had to choose three words to describe this force of nature, they would be: Hard-Working. Alpha Male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

And if I had to choose one video to describe this legend, it would be: