Have It Your Way Indeed: Burger King Is Selling A Sandwich With Just French Fries On It

Comicbook.com- If you've ever wanted a french fry-filled burger, you're in luck — that's exactly what Burger King has down in its stores in New Zealand. Carrying a striking resemblance to England's fabled Chip Butty dish, Burger King's version of the sandwich comes with the fast-food joint's iconic french fries sandwiched between their typical sesame seed bun. The fries are also sandwiched between globs of ketchup and mayonnaise.

Mother of God. I didn't know New Zealand could trump Steven Adams and The Lord of the Rings movies when it came to mythical things from the NZ. But unleashing a french fry sandwich on the world would easily trump both of those and pretty much anything else that could ever be created. 

Most establishments wouldn't have the gumption to release an item that has been whispered in hush tones at elementary school lunch tables for eons. But there's a reason the Burger King King wears that crown and it's because he has the balls as well as the means to make magic happen.

I like to think that the only reason mayo is on this culinary concoction is because other countries love drowning their fries in that shit because that's what I was once told in Pulp Fiction (The only European country I have been to is Latvia). But if you can't at least tip your hat to The King for taking the urban legend of the potato chip sandwich that someone once made at summer camp and bringing it to the fast food world while also saving everyone a bunch of dough since a side of fries would be overkill, you simply don't enjoy happiness or carbs, which are pretty much just edible happiness.