Cousin Mike Vs. His Phone Will Forever Be One Of The Greatest Battles In Elderly History

He has a condition.  

ICYMI: Cousin Mike doesn't handle technology well.  Or at all.  So if there's anyone, ANYONE out there who can help him fix his issue of getting the same text message regarding my father and a hotel from November over, and over, and over, and over again - Please help him out.  The Cloud is one dangerous bastard.  So are landlines, apparently, as heard here:

UPDATE: I fixed the texting issue.  Thank me for my service.