Bill Walton Doesn't Give A Fuck About Mark Jackson's Notes And Numbers

So this was part of that crossover event where they have NBA people calling college hoops games and vice versa. We got Doris Burke back in the college game yesterday for Memphis/Cincinnati. But, we also got Mark Jackson calling a game with Bill Walton. This is what happens when you call a game with Bill Walton. 

What the fuck did I get myself into, Jeff Van Gundy? 

You think Walton gives a shit about stats? Please. Make a shot, guard somebody and grab a rebound. What's this analytics crap? Bill Walton only believes in MANalytics. His delay after Jackson says analytics is perfect. Not only that but Mark Jackson was ready to snap. He was never more ready to see Jeff Van Gundy than this moment. He's just trying to be prepared and do his job. Bill Walton simply won't allow that to happen. 

Not to mention other highlights from this night included: 

Bill Walton spent 5 minutes taking about his dead father/brother and said to Mark 'you had a brother that died too.' RIP Escalade. 

Oh, Colorado also went on a 20-0 run in the first half and lost this game. Just another late night Pac-12 game.