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Kim Kardashian's Friend Went From Working On 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' To Apparently Convincing A Saudi Prince To Try And Buy An EPL Team

[Source] - The Wall Street Journal says DiBello, 35, who worked on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, pitched the idea of buying The Toon "early last year". 

And now it is claimed she is helping the Saudi Public Investment Fund (PIF) negotiate a £343m deal to buy a majority stake. Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman is believed to be looking at buying the club. 

But it would appear more concrete talks have taken place over the possible purchase of Newcastle due to DiBello's "close relationship" with the fund's chief. American DiBello is said to have pitched the idea of buying the Premier League club last year at the PIF offices.

The report claims two people involved in the talks had "no idea how she got access" to such a high level meeting.

So I've been reading about this story for a few weeks now - no big deal, just staying cultured across the pond. I debated blogging it for a couple days now - mostly because you put the words Kardashian with a smokeshow as a picture and you get a bunch of pageviews. Then I read this today and decided it's time.

No idea how she got access to such a high level meeting? 

It's obvious! We all know the Kardashian's pretty much run the world here. Most notably Kris Jenner. I'm not going to pretend to know what happens on the ins and outs on the show because I don't watch it, but I know enough to know that anything that happens with anyone slightly associated with this family is because of Kris Jenner. She's better than David Stern (RIPIP) at creating controversy. Clearly she wants to take the talents to England and the soccer world now considering the Kardashians dominated the NBA, rap, even the NFL with OJ. 

Now if you don't subscribe to that theory, here's another one. Carla DiBello is hot as shit: 

Yep, that'll work too because we (guys) are dumb as shit. Some smoke shows a little interest and you start listening. Works every time. We'll see if this deal gets done but regardless Kris Jenner is fucking everywhere.