There's Nothing Worse Than When A Soccer Game Gets In The Way Of Snack Time
Christ. Can't you just give the man a minute or two to enjoy his banana in peace? It's not like time in soccer games means anything anyway. You can just add the extra minute to the end of the game like you usually do. How are you gonna force this man to rush through his snack time like that? Is nothing sacred anymore?
By the way--how jealous do you think everyone else on the pitch is? (Sidenote: just had to flex on everyone real quick that I know to call it a pitch). This kinda goes back to grade school to where if you didn't bring enough to share with everyone, you can't eat it in class. Easy power move here to break out the banana mid-match and make everyone else feel like a bunch of putzes for not thinking of that themselves.