PornHub & CamSoda Get Into The Valentine's Spirit With Some.. Interesting Offers (NSFW)
Ah, Valentine's week! A time warming our hearts in the cold of a NorthEast February, where all the kind words to loved ones are music to my ears.
There's flowers & candy & cards, and naturally marketing machines for sites that facilitate true love are also in full swing.
Over at the 'ol PornHub they're reeling in new subscribers by touting free premium service on Valentine's Day, and you can also send a personalized e-card from longtime Stoolie Asa Akira, Rod Jackson, or Ryan Creamer to someone else. I made one from each of the three.
According to Forbes,
Last year, over 3M accounts utilized Pornhub Premium on Valentine’s Day. It is unknown how many ended up subscribing and how many were just single people taking advantage of another promotion aimed at couples. To Pornhub, your relationship status doesn’t really matter.
So there's no telling if Kate or Doodyballs or Pee Pee Butt will wind up paying for Premium the rest of the year, but the important thing is that they'll have an enjoyable V-Day.
There's also a PornHub pop-up shop in NYC this Thursday & Friday and odds are good I will go and blog about it, and maybe buy PornHub coffee mugs or socks on the company card. (I'll have to get one of Petee's famous cream pies while I'm down there & then eat some Dudley's Dirt Candy behind the Blue Moon.. but let's keep that on The DL, ha ha.)
On the patriotic & ZBT approved front over at CamSoda,
Not to be left out, porn site CamSoda is launching its own video message service called “Camo Cards”. Aimed at users whose significant others are in the military, these “Camo Cards” allow users to book and send personalized video greetings and/or shout outs starring a selection of cam and adult models. The service is free of charge and launching on Valentine’s day.
From their site:
“With the current unexpected deployment of our troops, we know that stress level of military personnel and their loved ones is at an all-time high,” said Daryn Parker, VP of CamSoda. “Leveraging our CamSoda network, we are offering users the chance to send a free greeting from some of the most beautiful and sexy cam models on the planet, starting this Valentine’s Day. It’s the perfect way to tell your significant other how you feel (and want to make them feel) – or to cheer up a single friend who could use some extra love.”
Big, thicc, honkin' salutes to all the sites out there making sure no one is lonely on Valentine's Day. And even if you are, that at least you'll still get laid. Sort of.