New Polling Data Says That Democrats Would Elect A Giant Meteor Obliterating The Earth In 2020 Rather Than Vote For Trump

An asteroid hitting the Earth sounds bad. I've never seen it happened so I couldn't be 100% sure so I googled and landed on a description from the Smithsonian. They're smart. We can trust them

When the asteroid plowed into the Earth, tiny particles of rock and other debris were shot high into the air. Geologists have found these bits, called spherules, in a 1/10-inch-thick layer all around the world.“The kinetic energy carried by these spherules is colossal, about 20 million megatons total or about the energy of a one megaton hydrogen bomb at six kilometer intervals around the planet,” says University of Colorado geologist Doug Robertson. All of that energy was converted to heat as those spherules started to descend through the atmosphere 40 miles up, about 40 minutes after impact. As Robertson and colleagues wrote in a paper titled “Survival in the First Hours of the Cenozoic”: “For several hours following the Chicxulub impact, the entire Earth was bathed with intense infrared radiation from ballistically reentering ejecta.”

Earthquakes, landslides, tsunamis, wild fires, heat pulses(whatever that means) lack of sunlight, everything dying at once, nuclear bomb radiation. Sounds really fucking bad. Like, worst possible thing immaginable. Worst thing except...another four years of Trump. 

CONCORD, N.H. - In a new political poll regarding the upcoming New Hampshire primary, it appears that 64 percent of Democratic voters would rather see "a giant meteor strike the Earth, extinguishing all human life" than President Trump re-elected.

The unique existential statistic comes from a poll conducted Jan. 28–31 by the University of Massachusetts at Lowell and shows that nearly half of all independent voters also preferred the same calamitous fate.

A WHOPPING 64% would rather die in the most grusome, catostropic genocidal way possible. You and everyone you love obliterated BUTTTTTT no more Trump

That's the decision people are wrestling with. Feels a little dramatic. I mean think of everything you're giving up if you're in that 64%. No sports, no tv, no sex, no love(shout out valentines day), and most importantly…no complaining about Trump. How would they fill their day if they couldn't complain about Trump? What would they get their sense of purpose or identity from? Me…I can't say I am Trump's biggest fan overall, but I am 100% re-electing the President if he ran against a giant piece of rock hurling towards the Earth at 25 kilometers per second. Sorry for the hot political take, but that's how I feel. Just look at the issues. 

Policy towards Iran: About the same

Policy on immigration: Asteroid: Crater. Trump: Wall

Climate Change: Trump is better for Climate change than Candidate Asteroid.

I know Dems hate Trump, but they are much more closely aligned with the President on most key issues than they are with an Asteroid. If they'd stop and think for a second they'd realize that. 

Also in a new poll today

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Two-thirds of voters believe that President Trump will be re-elected in November, according to a new Monmouth University poll released Tuesday. Of those, 27 percent said they think Trump will "definitely" be re-elected, while 39 percent said they feel he will "probably" win again.

66% of the population think Trump can beat not only any democrat nominee, but also an Asteroid…#SpaceForce