Squirting Ketchup on the Floor of the Subway Should Land You in Prison Without A Trial

Jail. Right away.

I applaud this woman for standing her ground, but I'm also disappointed in her for standing — sitting — idly by and letting this man roam our streets. This man needs to be in prison with no trial.

I have lived in New York for the better part of a year now, and I can assure you there is enough to worry about on the subway without having to concern yourself with rogue ketchup squirters. I've seen it all. The bongo drummers, the break dancers, the schizophrenics, the fights and on down the list.

This is where I draw the line. I want this man captured and brought to justice.

We live in a society. There are rules.

I think we could all take a page out of Baraqua, Venezuela Parks Director Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Maldonada when it comes to this sort of thing.