Aaron Gordon Was On TNT Looking Higher Than Giraffe Pussy, So Of Course Shaq Started Busting His Balls About It

One of the indisputable truths of life is that it's fun to fuck with someone when they are high. It doesn't matter if you are in your buddy's basement or on live TV. Which is why this is one of the rare instances where I enjoyed watching Shaq hammer jokes into the ground on TNT. I don't care if he was throwing awkward puns around like an Austin Powers movie. Aaron Gordon's brain getting put into a blender after it had potentially gotten thrown into a fog machine was riveting TV.

Even watching Shaq's cohosts squirm as they sat in front row seats for Shaq Night At The Apollo was incredible. Young Replacement Ernie and Candace Parker had no clue what to do other than cheese and hope Shaq would tired out while Dwyane Wade, likely remembering his days with Shaq in Miami, knew to play along a bit and stare a hole through that table since there is no way to stop The Diesel once he gets going.

Despite all that, all that could have been worse for Aaron Gordon. Because while getting your balls busted on live TV followed by what will almost definitely be a drug test by the NBA sucks, it pales in comparison to whatever kind of brain games Chuck would have been playing on him if he was working tonight.