Minnie Mouse Beat The FUCK Out Of A Security Guard On The Vegas Strip

I want to say this loud and clear, as a person who was a security guard in his past life, I do not support anyone putting their hands on a security guard. That’s a no no. When you’re a security guard you’re part of a worldwide family and I’ll be damned if I’ll celebrate the ass-kicking of one of my own. My security guard sister got her ass WHOOPED on the Vegas strip and I hated to see it every second of it. I didn’t get a single ounce of joy out of watching that. Because you know what? Rewind the hands of time to 7 years ago and that could’ve been me on the receiving end of Minnie’s relentless haymakers. The fight was so brutal Mickey lost his head.

However, as a person who blogs internet stories for a living, I want to say I fully support the person in the background saying, “I told ya Minnie was gon get in that ass” over and over again as the fight was happening. That was very very very funny. That’s the type of shit bloggers like myself get out of bed for every morning. Hilarious.

While I have your attention, make sure you order Rough N Rowdy 11. It’s gonna be fucking awesome.