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Julianne Hough Continues To Be A Freak On The Internet And I Am Starting To Buy In

I've been a little obsessed with Julianne Hough lately. This is my third blog about the former dance reality show coach this month. By the looks of it she has, in fact, lost her mind. Running a cult, getting an exorcism out of her butt, and now releasing all that fire and all that dirt from her life. Letting go of that negative energy through the magic of 1980s aerobics style dance moves. And then it occured to me that...who am I to reject ANYTHING at this point. I've gained a ton of weight, I lose ALL of my bets, my dog can't pee outside in the winter, all of my teams are currently on track to miss the playoffs(jk Hawks, I believe in you). I shouldn't be thumbing my nose at anything. I need all the help I can get. I need dirt and fire to be gone from my hips. 

I feel better already. I am out of breath because, you know, the weight gain, but my energy, whoa, through the roof.