Golfer Chris Baker Can't Believe He's Playing With The GOAT Tiger Woods Today: 'Am I Being Punk'd?'

That is the EXACT reaction any of us would have if a) we happened to be a professional golfer which would be awesome and b) if we ended up being paired with the one and only Tiger fucking Woods at a tournament. How much sleep do you think Chris Baker got last night? I’d set the over/under at 1 second and I’m betting heavy on the under. Chris probably stared at the ceiling all night like Steve Carrell in 40 Year Old Virgin. The way these golfers are alerted as to who they’re playing with is via text so Chris was probably sitting at dinner last night, heard his phone go off and his life changed forever. Just a little FYI text that tells you you’re playing with the greatest golfer to ever walk the face of the earth tomorrow. Enjoy your dinner!

I can’t wait to see what Chris shoots today. It’s either going to be a 64 because he’s so jacked up to play with Tiger Woods or it’s going to be a 104 because he’s so jacked up to play with Tiger Woods. There is no middle ground.

By the way, Punk’d was an awesome show on MTV hosted by fellow Cedar Rapidian Ashton Kutcher. If you’re reading this you probably know what Punk’d was but I just wanted an opportunity to talk about how Ashton Kutcher is from where I’m from. Shout out to Cedar Rapids and the people who were born there. Between me and Ashton we have a net worth of 200 million dollars and have had sexual intercourse with Demi Moore and Mila Kunis. Good work by us.