We Have A Real Life Andy Bernard Running The Disney Marathon With Two Bloody Nips

I’ll tell you what- I loved Andy Bernard for the first couple of seasons he was on The Office. His character gets absolutely ruined worse than any character can get ruined in the later seasons, but early Andy is phenomenal. He gets his comeuppance at the end when he gets his dream job at Cornell, but there’s a wholllleeee lot of bullshit in between. But never the mind that, it appears we have a real life Andy Bernard situation running through Epcot at Disney World

My goodness, those nips!!!! Those nipples are so bloody I’m beginning to think he painted his shirt that way. There’s just no way his nips can be bleeding so profusely, can they?

I’m in an anguishing amount of pain simply watching him run with blood flowing from his chaffed nips like Mount Vesuvius about to turn Walt Disney World into Pompeii.

The more I write this blog I just cannot believe he is running with such bloody nipples. That cannot be normal. At Disney World, no less! The happiest place on Earth is going to have him reeling for weeks to come. A brisk wind is going to put him into shock. All so he can get that 26.2 stick on his car? Not worth it, bro.
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PS: Do you think Tyler O’Day’s nipples look like they just got stuck in a bear trap when he’s done running his marathon?

One could only hope so.