Iowa Trooper Just BARELY Misses Getting Hit By A Truck Skidding Off The Road

Jesus christ man. Jesus fucking Christ. A few seconds earlier or a few seconds later and that trooper and that guy are PINNED and probably dead. That’s scary as shit. Things like this remind me that we really aren’t in control of what happens around us, like at all. Things are just happening all around us and we just gotta hope that a car doesn’t come flying outta nowhere and take us out forever. I try not to think about it because it freaks me out when I do but it’s true. In fact I almost got hit by two cars walking down 7th avenue today. Two cabs were fighting over a lane, I looked up and they were coming right at me. Luckily they figured it out before it spilled into where I was walking and killed me but New York City is a death trap and it’s only a matter of time before I’m road kill. Happy Monday.

Avon was right per usual