SURPRISE SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS, THE KING IS BACK!!!

HOLY FUCK!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! CONOR MCGREGOR!!! CONOR FUCKING MCGREGOR!!! I TOLD YOUS!!! I TOLD YOUS ALL!!! YOU THOUGHT HE WAS TOAST?!?!?!?! WELL HE'S STILL THE FUCKING BREAD!!! EVERYBODY COULD GET IT!!!

CONOR MCGREGOR. HEAD KICK. ROUND 1. OH MY GOD. I CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN MYSELF. THERE IS CUM EVERYWHERE. CUM ALL OVER PRESS ROW. I'M GONNA GET SO FUCKED UP TONIGHT I HOPE I FORGET WHAT PLANET I'M ON. INCREDIBLE.

COWBOY, I'M GENUINELY SORRY IT HAD TO BE YOU. NO HARD FEELINGS. 

THE KING IS BACK!!!!