Klay Thompson Showed Up To His Jersey Retirement At Washington State Using A Flip Phone Because 'Business Never Sleeps'

Fucking Klay, man. I'm so glad we have him in our lives still despite his torn ACL. Why? For shit like this. He was back at Washington State today for his jersey retirement. I still laugh thinking that Klay played at Washington State, perhaps the most irrelevant college hoops power program. People just don't think of Washington State. Even the flip phone bit can be overplayed, but if you don't think Klay loves having a flip phone you're higher than, well, him. Never forget why he decided to go to Washington State: 

Checks out. The best part is, this wasn't even his biggest phone highlight of the night: 

Hell, he even had a wild outburst that makes John Calipari's ejection looking like nothing. 

It's crazy how Klay became such a beloved dude playing on one of the most hated groups of all time. Shout out Klay, man.