Remember The Fyre Fest Guy Who Was Ready To Suck Dick For Water? Well... Now He's Back And He's Selling Water. Progress!

Imagine transporting back in time, a time when Andy King was ready to earn some water the ol' fashioned way, and telling him it would all be worth it in the long run. That not only would he be getting something to drink now, but he'd be getting paid to sell water in just a few short years. Is that worth sucking off a customs agent so that an entire island of ill-prepared millennials could survive a hellish, half-baked festival thrown by modern day tax accountant Ja Rule? Heavens no, not even close. Talk about a brutal consolation prize at the world's shittiest fair. You wanna be the guy shooting into the clown's mouth, not the clown. I suppose it's better to be the Fyre Fest blowjob for water guy with a water endorsement than the guy who did it for shits and giggles. Neither is an enviable position by any stretch but if you've gotta be one of them, you might as well cash a check for your troubles I suppose.