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Kate Beckinsale With Her Legs Above Her Head Playing With Her Pussy

What, you thought I forgot how to clickbait on this here webpage? At my core I’m a true smut peddler and nothing is smuttier than Kate Beckinsale with her legs over her head either her pussy on top of her pussy. I wasn’t gonna miss this one.

I believe the girls would say getting pampered like this while No Scrubs plays is a “whole ass mood” or “how they’re tryna be for 2020.” Only problem is nobody can be like Beckinsale. Until she’s dead (assuming she’s mortal), she’s number 1. Halsey right there as 1A. And considering they BOTH fucked Machine Gun Kelly (I concede, MGK. I bow before you.) maybe they should just get together and collab. Beckinsale and Halsey together would be like when Jay and Eminem got together, except a whole lot sexier.

I would like to formally put my resume out there and apply to be the dude who tans Beckinsale’s legs. I’ll give everything else up to paint on that canvas.