Farrah Abraham Got Her Vagina Tightened And Now She's Scared To Fuck Because She Feels Like A Born Again Virgin

Too Fab - The former “Teen Mom” star who’s dabbled in adult films said her “vajayjay’s looking better than ever” since undergoing vaginal rejuvenation in December. “Oh, my God! We did it live on Instagram!” she said proudly, adding that the procedure, courtesy of Dr. Rahi in Beverly Hills, was noninvasive.

Despite some nerves, Farrah said she was “laughing and numb. It was fine. And the recovery was like a week. My vagina doesn’t miss anything that she cut, so I’m like, ‘Hey, okay! It’s like a divorce!'”

When asked if she’s put her new lady parts to use, she laughed uncomfortably and said, “I don’t date right now,” adding, “I don’t know if my vagina’s ready to date, really. I mean, it’s like tight, it’s tight. I’m scared. I’m scared to use it! Don’t break it!”

“I definitely think it’s like a reborn virgin situation,” she said with a laugh.

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Go Farrah Go! Don’t let anyone ever tell you that your pussy is too worn out when you can get that somebitch zip zapped and snapped right back to where you started. I’m proud of her for being so open about this procedure. There’s an operation for everything these days as long as you have the cash. She fucked every man west of the Mississippi, but that is her adult decision and we are not shaming her for it, as it’s a beautiful thing when a woman is sex-positive like Farrah. But, and this is news to me because I know as much about the woman’s vagina as I know about astrophysics, apparently you can literally make it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, and Farrah needed to tighten it up like a loose shoelace on an escalator.

And the pussy procedure turned out great! She feels like a reborn virgin! Now, I did my research and watched her game tapes and I can confirm she is in fact *not* a virgin, but if she feels like one, more power to her.

So good for Farrah Abraham, the early feel-good story of 2020. Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or can’t do. And maybe this is the push she needs to get back up on that horse. And the funny thing about that horse is it’s located…nevermind. You get it.