Being A Celebrity Is Cool: Pop Star Sia Randomly Texted Diplo She Was Looking For Some "No-Strings Sex" If He Was Interested

NY POST — A DJ mixing business with pleasure?

Sia revealed she hit up her LSD collaborator Diplo for some casual sex.

Does your phone tell you what your "time-spent" on Tinder is? Probably a lot at this point huh. Lot of minutes spent desperately looking for sex...excuse me, "human connection." Fingers blistered and calloused from furiously swiping. Know what you should have done? Become a celebrity. 

Look at how easy it is:

“Much of our relationship is just being spent trying not to have sex so that we wouldn’t ruin our business relationship because he’s super-duper hot,” Sia recently told GQ for a feature on Diplo. “This year I wrote him a text, and I said, ‘Hey, listen, you’re like one of five people that I’m sexually attracted to, and now that I’ve decided to be single for the rest of my life and I just adopted a son, I don’t have time for a relationship .… If you’re interested in some no-strings sex, then hit me up.’”

Not really breaking any news here — "famous rich people get sex easier."  Still doesn't soften the punch to the dick when you read the real-world evidence right in front of your face. 

When I feel my pocket buzz and pull my phone out it's usually either a message from my mom asking why I didn't call her back or a notification from Twitter that someone with a profile picture of their Honda just called me a cyclops again. 

Diplo sees messages from pop stars asking if they can swing from his dick like a chandelier. 

Unreal. 

PS,

Doubt Sia is on many people's top 10 celebrity list, but when it comes to "no-strings sex" you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who checks more boxes. Freak factor off the charts.